According to highway billboards in Georgia, I should be doing the following things:
1. "Read God's Word and Do What It Says" — Almighty God
2. See the best strippers around!
3. Get engaged
I am not sure if this is the order one should follow or if it's acceptable to change things up, but it is evident nonetheless that God authors billboards and commands thee to betroth all strippers, in addition to selling a timeshare and moving into a retirement community to take up golf, or at least moving into a development that has the word "golf" in the title where one might practice standing still as the silhouette of a person playing fake golf.
Alongside these commandments from the Peach State is the nationwide "SPA." It's important to note that truckers and (sometimes) soldiers get discounts at the SPA. In conclusion, SPA does not = spa.
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ReplyDeletePerhaps you could just get engaged to a God-fearing stripper and call it good?
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ReplyDelete"Read God's Word and Do What It Says" — Almighty God
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of a billboard. We're already reading God's word. Why not just tell us what to do, "God"? Why not just post a billboard that says "Read Me"?
"See the best strippers around" - Almighty God.
Now that makes more sense.