Friday, October 23, 2009

Recent Conversations I've Had With My Cat

"I need to give you fresh water, don't I? Yeah, I didn't do that this morning. Want some of this Gatorade?"

"Stop looking at me with those eyes."

"Get a job!"

"When, WHEN will you learn to read the newspaper?!"

"Alix, where are you? Alix, come here! Alix! Alix!?"

"Oh my god, are you dead?"

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